"'I Put My Buns on His Buns."

BURNET, Texas - Jamie Perez, 23, is a cook at Andy’s Landing in the town of Burnet. On Oct 20th, Burnet Police Cheif Nelson entered the establishment and ordered a hamburger. Upon eating the hamburger, Nelson noticed Perez and another cook watching him eat it. Yeah, that’s not a good sign no matter who you are, but especially if you are a cop. On Monday, police walked into the kitchen and arrested Perez. On Tuesday, they arrested James Ledesma,33. They were both charged with tampering with a consumer product. Wanna know what Perez did? Of course you do.



Seems as if Perez wiped his ass with the bun, put the vegetables in his mouth before placing them on the burger, and then as a final touch, spit and blew snot on it. Tasty, huh? Tampering with a consumer product is a second-degree felony, so these guys may not be looking at a slap on the wrist. Especially since medical tests have not come back on the Chief to see if he may have contracted anything from ingesting Perez’s bodily fluids. No one would have probably ever found out about this, had Perez not told someone who in turn, told police.

Aside from Chief Nelson, the restaurant is suffering from this incident as well. Even though Nelson has tried to tell patrons in the town that this incident was directly aimed at him, as he had run ins with Perez in the past, business has been slow at Andy’s Landing.

“I hope that our customers do keep coming in, and trust us to continue preparing their food,” said General Manager Tiffany Tappe, who also stated that Perez was their best cook. “It’s the last thing we ever expected,” she said.

More charges may be pending, as they are discussing drawing blood from Perez to see if he may have any communicable diseases.